Have you ever noticed that all Santa's rein deer are, by definition, male?
I guess it make sense; you will need strong deer to pull the sledge carrying Santa and all those gifts around the globe flying at speeds that defy reality. But the doe population wanted to be part of the festivities as well, so they organized an independent dancing troop with lots of dance routines and synchronized high kicks. Unfortunately the deer union did not want to share the royalties with a group of dancing deer, that is just crazy. Long story short, the union sued the dancers claiming exclusivity use of a species during holiday season, the courts ruled in favor of the unions and the dancing doe hanged their outfits for good. As a side note, the now famous Radio City Rockettes are a mayor benefactor for the preservation of forest areas and wild life.Roberto (Beto Jubei) Ramirez